Jorge Masvidal knocked out Ben Askren in five seconds and we’re going to try to fill a whole ten minutes with it.

Ben Askren vs Jorge Masvidal and a couple of champions versus questionable challengers. It's UFC 239.

We reflect on Francis Ngannou drubbing yet another old heavyweight in a few seconds.

The heavyweight division's top bangers are about to go at it and the vanilla midgets are co-main eventing.

We discuss Gegard Mousasi's loss to fringe top 20 middleweight and now MW GOAT, Rafael Lovato Jr.

We try to recover our hype for the Bellator welterweight tournament, weeks after Rory MacDonald said his heart isn't in it anymore.

A humbled Jack returns to give the champ her dues.

We discuss the best looking card in a long old time. 

We recap a rare weekend of fights which mostly took place at a reasonable time in the UK. Also Gus retired.

We try to get excited for a UFC Fight Night topped by 3 light heavyweight fights, and touch on Rizin 16.

We discuss the uproar over ONE's most recent backstage tomfoolery.

Sage Northcutt got knocked out, proving that ONE is actually the best.

A cute girl got dunked, now it's time to ban the move.

Great cards all around this weekend!

Turn back now, all those fights were bad (except Cerrone - Iaquinta)

Jack Hermansson breaks the Filthy Casual's curse and Slacky is relieved.  

We finally give Cory Sanghagen the praise he's been due, ahead of his fight with John Lineker this weekend.

We break out the Rena Kubota body pillow and talk about the two and a half good fights booked for this weekend. 

We recap a weekend of arm rolls and shoulder rolls - all of Jack's favourites.

It all hits the fan as T.J. Dillashaw receives an immediate two year ban.

Welcoming back the lapsed Justinians to the church of Gaethje. Oh ye of little faithje. 

What a shitty, shitty card that was. So let's talk about anime instead.

We talk about the weird main event coming up between welterweight Stephen Thompson and one time featherweight Anthony Pettis, as well as Jack's theories over how the UFC will kill off the flyweight division with Jussier Formiga as the instrument.  

We recall Jorge Masvidal's one-night run through the welterweight division.